jicheshire replied to your post: i made waffles

who else swears in my house?

your waffles are just utterly irresistible.

You know it

and then my sister takes the spoon for the batter and i slap her boob. i tell her that was rude then she called me a bitch. when i had a set of waffles fresh out of the waffle maker i tell her “hey im sorry for slapping your tit, i have some nice fresh waffles here if you want them.” she then proceeds to say im acting like a bitch.

when i made all the waffles i poke my head into her room and say, “hey im making those eggs you really love, if you want any tell me.” she says she doesnt want any of my food.

then i change my mind and wanted a different types of egg, i poked my head in her room again and said,  ”hey i dont want that type of eggs anymore, but if you still want eggs just tell me and ill make them for you,” completely willing to go out of my way to make the eggs she loves if she wants them. she then says to leave her alone and that im a brat.

after i sat down i see her go into the kitchen and come out with some of my waffles. i just smirked and continued to blog.

jicheshire:

some aradia and vriska sketches I did

i love you cartoony style ahhhhh

welcumtobonercity:

battlesuit:

in which the striders are assholes (who knew) | youtube

FUCK I SO SAW THAT COMING HELP

she looks like a real princess now

dean helped me some

datkarkatass:

cyanidezero:

Two crazy trolls with a penchant for fanfiction and tepid porn with crazy (violent/cheerful) ramblings?

With the initials “uu” and “UU” aka you you and YOU YOU. Us.

He has created the very embodiment of his fandom.

holy fucking SHIT

does that mean he fully expects half of the fandom to killthe other half?

andouilles:

i really hope this already hasn’t been done